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Seattle E-bay Wedding Dress

May 6, 2005Posted By weddings

There was a bit of a buzz earlier this week when a seattle man auctioned his ex-wife's wedding gown. Here is the text of his auction, it's hysterical.

edit... apparently this was last year. Oh well, still funny.

The size 12 dress ended up selling for $3850

I found my ex-wife's wedding dress in the attic when I moved. She took the $4000 engagement ring but left the dress. I was actually going to have a dress burning party when the divorce became final, but my sister talked me out of it. She said, "That’s such a gorgeous dress. Some lucky girl would be glad to have it. You should sell it on EBay. At least get something back for it." So, this is what I’m doing. I’m selling it hoping to get enough money for maybe a couple of Mariners tickets and some beer. This dress cost me $1200 that my drunken sot of an ex-father-in-law swore up and down he would pay for but didn’t so I got stuck with the bill.

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