Get Married with a set of Doctor Seuss-like Vows
April 11, 2005Posted By weddings
The following set of wedding vows was posted by Marty Blase to the Rec.Humor newsgroup back in 2000. I ran into it, found it exceedingly funny and thought I would share it with the community.
In five days, I'm going to be getting married for the first time. My fiancee
and I agreed a long time ago that we wanted to write our own wedding vows,
and as a spur-of-the-moment idea, I suggested the following. To my
disappointment, she didn't quite go for it....
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